Friday, November 19, 2010

My Girlfriend Is God

My Girlfriend Is God
By: Duder

I like to cook, and my girl is more than happy to let me do it. Sometimes, she helps. Last night, all she did was chop a few veggies and choose our wine (Coppola pinot noir, btw - super good). The meal was a bit of an experiment.

So, as I brought the plates to the table, I said, "Let's see how we did."

She replied, "If it's good, we made it; if not, this was all you, sweetie."

A few bites later, she said, "we did a great job on this, didn't we?"

When things are going well for me, my religious friends love to remind me of all the blessings I receive from God. When things are going in the wrong direction, it's all my fault.

All God does is chop a few vegetables and open the wine - then demand credit for the success. When things go wrong, I'm on my own, sweetie.

6 comments:

DISEASE said...

what this is all about?

Mormon411 said...

The fellow who wrote this little blurp was comparing how both god and his girlfriend want to take all the credit when something goes right but want to blame the mess on him if it goes wrong.

Denise said...

Well said...

I was just perusing the blogs and ran across yours... always love to have fresh perspective on a subject that always leaves me feeling stale...

Another former mormon...

Mormon411 said...

Thanks, Denise. Glad you like it. Stick around and share your perspective.

Weston Krogstadt said...

Never fear the Screaming Nephite is here!

Mormon411 said...

I wasn't afraid before and I'm not afraid now.