Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Religious Thoughts and Their Appropriate Endings

Tonight I went browsing through the stuff at Ross and came upon several wall hangings with different faith promoting sayings. Being the analyst that I am, I decided to share the quotes and then add the appropriate endings.

"He fills my life with good things." ...but ignores starving children in Africa.

"God bless this house and all who enter." ...but everyone else can go to hell.

"Miracles happen to those who believe in them." ...unless you're an amputee.

"Faith is the essence of all things." ...so hold your breath and let faith become oxygen.

10 comments:

Brenda Gale said...

HI there. came across your blog as I was looking at the various blogs on blogger.

I'm very sorry for your experience with Mormonism.... religion can be like that. If there's arguments but no experience it can leave you frustrated.

Hope you have good holidays!

Brenda

Mormon411 said...

Thank you, Brenda. Happy Holidays to you as well.

justdoinglife said...

The sooner the world realizes that gods are just concepts, the better off we all will be.

We are driven to action by our beliefs. When we go through and sort the beliefs of other from our own reality, we just grow in ways we do not expect.

Life is a journey. Enjoy both.

Lloyd said...

The true God and creator loves you. I really enjoyed reading the posts on your blog. I would like to invite you to come on over to my blog and check it out. God bless, Lloyd

Steve Finnell said...

you are invited to follow my blog

Mormon411 said...

Don't worry Lloyd. Even though you're totally wrong, the real god, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, loves you. May you someday come to learn of your false beliefs. The FSM will never give up on you. May he bless you and guide you to the real truth. FSM Bless!

caitybiesiada said...

Love this blog! As a former mormon, it makes me smile.

Mormon411 said...

Glad to hear that you like it!

rockpixie said...

Hi,
I watched a TV program in England about people leaving the Mormon's and how difficult it must have been for you. I really like your blog, its very enlightening. As an atheist myself and never believing in religion your story fascinates me. Many thanks, you've gained a follower! (so to speak!)

Peace \m/

Mormon411 said...

It wasn't easy but SO DAMN WORTH IT! Life without god is wonderful!