Thursday, December 25, 2008

Putting "Real" Christians In Their Place

You know, bloggers who feel it is their holy calling and obligation to convert Mormons to the real Christianity just make me laugh. It's like god, up in heaven, won't even recognize you if you're Mormon because it was the wrong faith.

Let's get down to the knitty-gritty. "Real" Christians believe that Mormons are going to hell because they worship the wrong Jesus. But these same Christians believe (or at least claim to believe) in a merciful, loving Jesus. Obviously they haven't got the first clue as to what Jesus' message was all about. Why does this loving, caring Jesus turn an absolutely cold shoulder to anyone who didn't accept him the proper way even though they devoted their lives to him? That very idea contradicts everything that Jesus stood for. Would Jesus look at the branch of Christianity that you belonged to, or would he look at your heart?

All you fanatical Christians who think it's your holy duty to convert Mormons to your "true" faith, are complete hypocrites and pharisees. You don't have a first clue as to what Jesus taught. Seriously! You all run around in all your glory thinking that you are saved. But what did Jesus have to say about people like you?

Luke 13:25-27

25 When once the master of the house is risen up, and hath shut to the door, and ye begin to stand without, and to knock at the door, saying, Lord, Lord, open unto us; and he shall answer and say unto you, I know you not whence ye are:

26 Then shall ye begin to say, We have eaten and drunk in thy presence, and thou hast taught in our streets.

27 But he shall say, I tell you, I know you not whence ye are; depart from me, all ye workers of iniquity.

This is talking about all the fanatical Christians out there who eat, sleep, and drink Jesus and at the same time, damn everyone around them. Jesus didn't preach this message, therefore he doesn't know you. You will knock at his door and say, "We did everything Jesus and tried to save all the wicked people who thought they knew Jesus."

And the reply will be: "Depart, you fools. You don't know me. I don't know you. You preached a message but it was not my message. My message was love and acceptance. Your message was hell and damnation. I didn't tell you to damn everyone around you. I told you to love your neighbor and your enemy alike. You are no different than the Pharisees, which I despised because they were so 'holier-than-thou'. Hypocrites!"

And then all those fanatical Christians will really be screwed, won't they? It's so ironic that in trying to be Jesus freaks, they are actually the opposite.

Since Mormons are Christian (because the definition of 'Christian' is someone who believes in Christ) does it make any sense that they need to become Christian? It's like, why don't you spend your valiant efforts for the cause of Christ on people who don't believe in him?

It's like me going up to a Jew and saying, you're not a real Jew because your beliefs are slightly different than mine. Therefore you need to stop being a fake Jew, and become a real Jew. It's just stupid!

Will Jesus accept you into heaven because of a lousy belief, or because of the desires of your heart? Let's think about it so that it's really clear.

Christian A believes that Jesus is white.

Christian B believes that Jesus is black.

Christian A is cheating on his wife.

Christian B is faithful to his wife.

Jesus really is white.

Which Christian will make it into heaven?

If you fanatical Christians even believe your own professed beliefs, then Christian A will make it into heaven because he had the correct belief. But anyone with half a brain will realize that Christian B is more Christlike and even though he might have had an incorrect belief about Jesus, his actions show that he is pure in heart and is a good person. Anyone who understands Jesus' message will know that Christian B is going to heaven and Christian A is an adulterer.

But you fanatical Christians will probably try to argue that Christian A is saved by grace alone. Even thought he committed adultery, he is still saved because he believed in the correct Jesus and therefore his little "I-accept-you-Jesus" prayer made it to the real Jesus. Christian B had an incorrect belief and therefore didn't accept the true Jesus and is therefore damned, even though he is pure in heart.

Your beliefs about Jesus are ASININE!

Show me in the Bible where is says "Accept the real Jesus and you'll be saved no matter what you do." I'm pretty sure it doesn't say that anywhere. When Jesus said "Come follow me," he meant that you are supposed to watch his example and then do the same. Jesus' message is not about damning everyone who doesn't believe in the white Jesus, but rather simply love and acceptance.

And do you know why you just don't get it? Because you're a Pharisee who is so blinded in self-praise that you can't even see past the end of your own nose! You're a Pharisee with a frickin' beam that is lodged so deep in your eye that if you pull it out, your eye is coming with it!

It's not your job to make sure that everyone else believes in your Jesus. If you truly believe in Jesus, then just give service and kindness to those around you. It's not about who is damned and who is saved; it's about loving your neighbor as yourself.

If you want to scream to the whole world that you are saved and everyone else is damned, what did Jesus have to say about people like you? "They have their reward." Your reward is having everyone know that you think you're saved!!! LOL!!! Losers!!! Those who are HUMBLE get to go to heaven!!! Losers!!! Dip shits! Your own precious Bible tells of people just like you who are complete and utter fools!

The more you scream "Jesus!", the more you just look like a damn fool!

These so-called Jesus experts don't have the first clue as to what Jesus taught. Here I am, an apostate and a non-believer, and I have to explain it to them. That's sad! Read your Bible again and this time, do it with your eyes open!!!!!!!!

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