Wednesday, May 13, 2009


Three guys make it to the Pearly Gates and request to be admitted. Peter takes each one aside for a quick worthiness interview. He asks each if they were religious.

The first guy tells him he's a Catholic. "Have you ever used contraceptives contrary to the Pope's decree?" Peter asks him. The guy nods ashamedly and Peter sends him off to Hell.

The second guy is a Jew. "Have you ever eaten pork?" Peter wants to know. A nod, and Hell claims its second victim of the day.

Then Peter turns to the third guy. "And what's your religion?"

"I'm an ex-Mormon!"

"Oh, then you've already been through Hell. Come on in!"

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