Don't go to church. Your brain might atrophy!
And you wonder why people call you bigots.
That's true American religion right there... Doing absolutely nothing for eternal salvation!
Shouldn't this one say, "If creationism is true, how come mothers only have two hands?"
Better pay your fire insurance!
Yep, snow has nothing to do with nature. I guess all the people living around the equator are just godless heathens.