Sunday, November 4, 2007

Jesus Is A Sith Lord!

In Episode III of Starwars, just before Anakin and Obi-wan duel, Anakin makes the remark, "If you're not with me, then you're my enemy." To which Obi-wan replies, "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."

Jesus makes a very similar statement in Matt 12:30

"He that is not with me is against me..."

Hmmm... Didn't Joseph Smith claim he was threatened by an angel with a flaming sword? It was Darth Jesus with his glowing red lightsaber!

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